2025: What Kind of Year Has It Been?

When life gives you rain, go look at the waterfalls. That’s been a mantra I’ve been trying to cling to for the end of what has been a tumultuous year for many, many people. Always look on the bright side of life is amongst the most trite of aphorisms, and rarely does following its advice lead to actually fixing a situation, but it can at least improve your mood for the time being. Here are some examples of the gushing waterfall ramifications provided by rainy torrents experienced by me in 2025:
– In May we visited Norway for the first time, starting in Bergen then heading to Oslo. On the first day in a new city my favourite thing to do is go for a run and have a little explore, which is exactly what I did. Bergen is beautiful and very pedestrian friendly, and there were many people out and about enjoying the lovely weather and taking photos of the stunning scenery. On my run I made an effort to not obstruct one such photographer and, in doing so, managed to miss a curb and fell over in a manner described by passers-by as looking “Not good” and “Very bad”. I limped back to our AirBnB and spent the rest of the trip hobbling around (I still went for ill-advised daily walks and even a couple of hikes, because I am very bad at both keeping still and looking after myself, this should be a surprise to no-one at this point). A few weeks after we arrived home I eventually went to the doctor about it, had an x-ray, and discovered I’d fractured my ankle, had to undertake physiotherapy, and wouldn’t be able to run for at least a couple of months. Running is how I stay sane, so that wasn’t a great time for me mentally or physically, but it felt so good when I started running and building up my distances again. I’m still not where I was this time last year, and if I’m sat down too long I have a bit of a limp when I set off again, but I managed my traditional Christmas Day half marathon in under two hours in the crisp, chilly sunshine, and that was a wonderful way to spend a morning.

– Speaking of Norway, when we arrived in Oslo we wondered why it was quite so busy – sure, it was the start of wedding season and Oslo is a typical stag/hen destination, but the city was teeming with people! It turns out we’d booked to stay during Holmenkollstafetten, the world’s largest relay race with 70,000 participants across over 5,000 teams, all seemingly mocking my inability to run alongside them. Needless to say this made finding a restaurant that evening somewhat tricky, and we ended up going a little further afield. The burger place we headed to was overflowing, but the tapas restaurant next door (Castello) was miraculously devoid of a queue. We ducked inside and claimed the last available table – right before the place was swarmed with hungry runners – and I enjoyed easily the tastiest prawns I’ve ever had. I’m still thinking about them over seven months later. Delicious.

– Most of my weekends this past year have been spent doing home improvements to our new house, often involving arduously digging up the garden, much to the chagrin of my spine. The garden seems to be mostly comprised of roots, rocks, and random things thrown away by previous owners, including broken tools, random assorted animal bones, and over thirty whole glass bottles and jars. My favourite thing found in the ground? A big rock. Not just any rock, this is a rough stone cube, approximately 18″ / 45cm to a side. What is it for? Why was it buried in the ground? What will I do with it now? I have no idea to any of these (our best guess is it was used for tying up horses), but it’s my new favourite stone, and everyone should have one.

– One evening, after several delayed trains, I arrived at my weekday flat later than usual, so it was in fact early Tuesday morning rather than late Monday evening. I went to open the door, but the key wouldn’t turn, the lock was jammed. I tried everything I had in my backpack to open the door, from a DVD wallet to a laptop charger cable, a penknife and a small vial of bike grease, all to no avail. The flat’s owner was understandably asleep, and hundreds of miles away. Every 24-hour locksmith I called failed to live up to their claim (10am was the best offer I received, from one of the two who answered the phone, compared to the dozen who didn’t). All the nearby hotels were fully booked or closed for the season. I despaired. Then, I used my ingenuity, perseverance, can-do attitude and, crucially, a discarded metal garden border divider I found in the front garden, to successfully break into the flat without causing any extra damage to anything other than my knuckles, and was buoyed on a wave of pride and relief to the deepest sleep I’ve slept in some time. Apologies to my wife, who got to impotently participate in this hours-long saga at the other end of a phone, and my parents, whom I awoke at 2am to come help (they live 30 miles away), mere minutes before I figured out the solution myself.

– Finally, where the initial mantra stems from, we took our annual trip to Scotland in September, this time heading to the Isle of Mull, where we spent much of our time hunkered down during a particularly bad storm that caused a power cut and delayed our departure from the island for an extra day. That sucked, but when I went for a few little runs I did find some particularly engorged waterfalls that put the biggest smile on my face.

So those are some things that happened this year. Let’s have a look at how I fared with my resolutions from 2025:

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Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me and The Missing Pieces

The Twin Peaks hiatus is over! Apologies for the delay, but as this film was rated 18 and the IMDB Parental Guidance section is somewhat graphic I deemed this would be unsuitable for my usual Twin Peaks viewing environment of my laptop on a public train, and it’s taken me several months to find an evening devoid of other more pressing activities in order to actually watch this film. But watch it I now have, and my thoughts I will soon distribute.

As with the first two seasons of Twin Peaks I went in knowing precious little of Fire Walk With Me, other than it was a prequel to the original show. My assumption was that this might follow Agent Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) on the Theresa case, and whilst that was partially correct, this is far more about Laura Palmer’s week leading up to her washing up on the river bank encased in clingfilm, and my what a horrendous week she had. We’ll get there, though. For now, here’s my regular stream of consciousness from watching the film, albeit more edited this time due to the film’s length, otherwise we’d be here all day.

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Wild at Heart

Sailor Ripley and Lula Fortune (Nicolas Cage & Laura Dern) are young, spirited, and very much in love. When a man (Gregg Dandridge) approaches Sailor at a classy function and accuses him of trying to sleep with Lula’s mother Marietta (Diane Ladd) and tries to kill him, Sailor defends himself and brutally kills the guy, and is sentenced to two years in prison for his trouble. Upon his release, he and Lula set out on a road trip, much to the chagrin of Marietta, who sends a selection of assailants out to put a stop to their escapades.

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Amistad

Captives from Africa aboard a Spanish slave ship revolt and take control, but are re-captured and taken to the USA. Various factions claim ownership of these people, and a trial is required to attempt to settle the situation. This is one of those very important Spielberg films, portraying a significant and specific moment in history, with a phenomenal cast that had me going “Hey it’s that guy!” every 5-10 minutes. When your cast boasts the likes of Chiwetel Ejiofor, David Paymer, Ralph Brown, John Ortiz, Anna Paquin, Stellan Skarsgard, Xander Berkeley and Pete Postlethwaite amongst it’s supporting members, you know there’s going to be something worth your time.

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Hook

I know I’ve seen bits of this before, but I think this was my first time seeing it all in one piece and, hopefully, it’ll be my last as well. The premise is confusing and mangled. Everyone’s favourite energetically chaotic funnyman Robin Williams is laboured with playing the least fun person imaginable, strapped to his giant mobile phone instead of spending time with his kids. Way too much time is spent in the real world before heading into the fantasy realm. It’s just so boring!

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Always

This year I pledged to fill in all my Steven Spielberg blind spots, reviewing them as I go. I’ve been making reasonable progress with the watching, but customarily slacking when it comes to the actual reviewing, partly because I got side-tracked with the Twin Peaks of it all. So far I’ve watched Always, Hook and Amistad, (along with the already-reviewed Sugarland Express and Empire of the Sun) none of which I feel overly compelled to watch again anytime soon, so these next few reviews will likely be a little lighter than usual, hope that’s OK. I still have Munich and Catch Me If You Can to go, so hopefully look out for them soon!

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Twin Peaks Series 2 Episode 22 – Beyond Life and Death

This is it, the final episode of that initial Twin Peaks run! I’m concerned by quite how many mysteries were still left at the end of the previous episode, but let’s see how many we can cross off today. I’m certain there can’t possibly be any new one added, surely? I understand this was essentially the last slice of Twin Peaks, other than a prequel film and a bunch of deleted scenes, for like 25 years, so I can only assume absolutely everything is going to be neatly wrapped up and didn’t leave anyone curious as to what was going on here.

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Twin Peaks Series 2 Episode 21 – Miss Twin Peaks

Penultimate episode, here we go!

Leo and Briggs (Eric DaRe & Don S. Davis) are chained up in Windom’s cabin. Leo reaches the key, but only for Briggs’ shackles, tells him to “Save Shelly”, motivated by someone else wanting to do harm to her, that’s his job! Windom (Kenneth Welsh), pale-faced (what disguise has he been in? A snowman?) offers no punishment for Leo for freeing Briggs, Windom believes he wont be able to do anything for his plan, but he has a “new game” for Leo, brandishes a small tied hessian sack, then pulls this horrific visage: No thank you!

Norma (Peggy Lipton) is back and baked some pies for the Miss Twin Peaks pageant. Laura won last year, Norma won 20 years ago, and is judging this year, so Shelly and Annie (Madchen Amick & Heather Graham) are buttering her up, but she’s already expecting one of them to win. One is her long time friend and employee, the other her sister. Couple this with the mayor and Dick Tremayne Designer Menswear both being infatuated with Lana makes this is a very biased judging board.

Audrey (Sherilyn Fenn) is all dolled up by the fire, Ben (Richard Beymer) calls her “The most intelligent face I’ve seen all day,” but she’s just thinking about Jack. He’s looking for wisdom of humanity in books on philosophy and religion. Has Ben really turned a corner, trying to be better? I can’t see it, just a few days/weeks ago he was accidentally trying to have sex with his daughter at One Eyed Jacks! Audrey updates Ben on her Seattle trip, Catherine is using Twin Peaks Savings & Loan money to fund the Ghostwood project, could be bad publicity if it gets out. Audrey reiterates she doesn’t want to be Miss Twin Peaks, “the Town Bathing Suit Model”. Ben pretty insistent, tries to persuade her to give a speech on preserving their environment to specifically stop Ghostwood. A town full of men (and older women) pushing women to be in beauty pageants.

Andy (Harry Goaz) sees something in the cave painting drawing. “With your permission, I’d like to speak out loud.” Windom licking his lips, listening in via the bonsai tree microphone. Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) believes Josie died from fear, quaking, tells Harry (Michael Ontkean) he saw Bob (Frank Silva) at Josie’s death, she died from fear of Bob, he comes from the black lodge, “the evil in these woods, there is a source of great power there, far beyond our ability to comprehend.” And he’s just unwittingly told Windom pretty much where it is. “It’s fear Leo, my favourite emotional state! They’re drawn to us when we radiate fear!” The time has come to gather my beloved queen and embark upon our dark honeymoon. I haven’t been this excited since I punctured Caroline’s aorta.” Cooper was right, Windom killed Caroline. He leaves Leo strung up, a taut string in his mouth holding A BOX OF SPIDERS!

Mr. Pinkle (David L. Lander) is choreographing the Miss Twin Peaks pageant dance, this guy can seemingly do anything (selling medical equipment, arranging pine martens), just not very well. A guy walks past back-humping a deer prop, sure. The pageant judges discuss what they’re looking for from the contestants. The mayor is focussing on beauty and power, Dick favours poise, sophistication, breeding, and style, whilst Norma is looking for originality, with the mayor only wants in the talent portion. Lana (Robyn Lively), with the mayor’s chef’s kiss of approval, lures Dick into the storage room to seduce him. Turns his torch off “Did I do that?”, evidently gives him a swift handy in the dark “By George, I think you’ve got it.” This doesn’t seem all that magical of an encounter.

Cooper tells Dictaphone Diane of his feelings about Annie, hasn’t felt like this since Caroline, though describes her reactions as that of a child. Annie arrives, wants Cooper’s help with her speech, “What you can do to save our local forests.” They use the forest as a metaphor for their own mental health histories then just cannot stop kissing each other, undress onto the bed.

Nadine (Wendy Robie) is giving a slideshow on her wrestling prowess to Norma, Mike, Ed, and Jacoby (Gary Hershberger, Everett McGill & Russ Tamblyn). Session run by Jacoby, discuss her and Ed wanting to div- break up, talk about their feelings in front of other people. Nadine concerned that Ed is sad because she’s so happy, but Ed reveals to her that he and Norma are getting married, so she retaliates that she and Mike getting married too, and stress-breaks his hand in the process.

Briggs escapes out of a ditch, not looking well, bloody gash on his head. Hawk (Michael Horse) happens to come across him, takes him back to the station where he’s swaddled in a blanket. Cooper gives him a good sniff, detects what Windom injected him with. Babbling about Judy Garland and the king of Romania. Cooper believes that the door to the black lodge only exists in a point in time, not just space. Door to the Lonely Mountain situation.

Andrew and Pete (Dan O’Herlihy & Jack Nance) are working on the metal box, got it in a vice. “Maybe it’s just a block of stainless steel!” Vice doesn’t work, so Andrew shoots at it, inside is a key, but to what? Catherine (Piper Laurie) and Andrew admit to not really trusting each other, so keep the key “in plain sight” in the cake saver.

Donna (Lara Flynn Boyle) is all dressed up for the pageant, but wants to confront Eileen (Mary Jo Deschanel) about Ben instead. They wont tell her, so she threatens to speak to Ben instead.

Cooper finds something in the book, Andy accidentally stumbled on symbols that refer to Jupiter and Saturn. Briggs babbling “fear and love open the door!” Cooper determines Windom looking for a queen, Miss Twin Peaks, Andy trying to get his attention, breaks the bonsai tree, finds Windom’s bug. Andy never gets to say his message.

The pageant! Singing in the rain? All dancing in transparent (sweaty) raincoats and umbrellas, odd, but different. Mr Tingle clutching onto the log lady (Catherine E. Coulson) in delight at his creation, trying to woo her very much against her wishes. Lucy (Kimmy Robertson) is up first for a spinning dance talent. Bobby (Dana Ashbrook) seeing double, two Log Ladies! One is Windom, who clocks Bobby with the log, YES!

I kinda love that there’s a manhunt at the beauty pageant, very Miss Congeniality. Oh god, Lana doing a dance of “contortionistic jazz exotica” does she not realise I’m watching this on a public train, this could look bad. Let’s hope for lots of cutaways to Windom. Nope, we’re seeing lots of this dance. A lot of writhing and belly work, I cant tell if it’s good or not, just makes me uncomfortable. Is that all the talent performances we’re seeing? Onto Audrey’s speech. I wanted to see what, specifically, Nadine was going to do. At least provide a list of talents for everyone!

Donna confronts Ben back stage, he wants to tell the truth. She looks like she can handle the truth. “Your mother, and I…” Donna rushes off, assuming Ben was going to say he’s her father, but he doesn’t confirm what was the most obvious option.

Windon skulking in the rafters in log lady costume during Annie’s speech. Lucy cornered Dick and Andy backstage “Today is the day my unborn child receives a Dad.” She picks Andy, Dick seems absolutely fine with the situation, he’s more than moved on in many ways. Andy is thrilled and honoured though, but has to rush off to find Cooper. “Men.”

Twin Peaks winner announced as Annie, because she gave the best speech, duh, they focussed on it for a reason. What was her talent though? Lana and Nadine the only ones who don’t look happy about it. Seems obvious when you think about it, of course the one Windom will go for is the one Cooper cares about the most, should’ve seen it coming.

Mass strobe effect, everyone panicking even worse than at the pine martel debacle, Nadine knocked out by a falling sandbag, I bet she’s gonna regain all her memories now, or will she regress even further and think she’s a toddler?. Cooper sees Windom in log lady disguise, tries to save Annie, Windom detonates small explosion, Windom chlorophorms her and takes her. Andy is finally able to tell Cooper about the cave painting. “It’s not a puzzle at all, it’s a map,” though I don’t think having that information earlier would’ve prevented any of these events.

New mysteries:
Can Leo escape his spider trap? – He’s had a slight change of heart in the wellbeing of Shelley, but I still think he deserves this trap so I’m saying that I hope he doesn’t escape.
What’s Windom going to do with Annie? – Probably kill her either in, or as a means of entry to, the black lodge.

Old Mysteries:
Who attacked Jacoby?
Is the Waiter real?
What’s with the magic Tremond kid?
Who was trying to call Harry at the police station?
If the owls are not what they seem, what are they?
Why does Nadine think she’s 18? Why is she super-strong now? – Is this all going to be reversed now she’s had another bonk on the head?
Where did Bob go? Is he an owl now? – Seems he went to the black lodge, and is now out and about again.
Why were Bobby, Leo and Big Ed brought to the Poirot reveal scene?
What happened to Maj. Briggs?
What’s the deal with Andrew being alive?
Did Nicky kill his parents? Is he devilish in some way?
Is Lana actually a witch? – If she is, she’s not good enough to magic her way into winning Miss Twin Peaks.
Is Windom’s chess game to punish Cooper for something?
What is Windom up to? – Kidnapping Annie to go to the black lodge. Maybe he’s trying to lure Cooper there too, but that now would mainly be because Cooper loves Annie, if someone else had won he might be less likely to go save them.
What caused Josie to die? Why did Cooper see Bob and the dancing man afterwards and, most importantly, why is she now haunting a drawer knob? Why did Josie’s body weigh so little?
What are Catherine’s plans for Ghostwood? – They involve money from the savings & loan, Catherine giving a Mr. Potter vibe now.
Who is the guy reading a book?
Why did Jones try to kill Harry?
Who is going to win Miss Twin Peaks? – Annie won, I kind of called it.
What has Windom found in the cave?
What’s the gift from Thomas? – A key! But to what?
What’s with the hand tremors? – Windom says something about fear being his favourite emotion, Briggs mumbled that fear and love open the gate so year, I think an abundance of love caused people to have hand tremors as a side effect of the gate opening.
Why is the giant against Annie entering Miss Twin Peaks? – He knew she’d win, and Windom would kidnap her. Did the giant try and warn everyone about entering the pageant, or were they only interested in preventing someone that Cooper cared about?

Twin Peaks Series 2 Episode 20 – The Path to the Black Lodge

A whole team of guys struggle to carry the pawn and body of Rusty Tomaski (Ted Raimi) away, the police talk to one of Rusty’s band members (Willie Garson), whilst Andy (Harry Goaz) is visibly upset in the background, hearing the story of how they were going to move to LA. “He’s taken another pawn but hasn’t told us his move. Windom Earle is playing off the board.”

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